The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - New PM's have arrived to take over when you ultimately fail... We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - Downing Street has had an expansion! Have a look inside the new PM study and faction rooms! - iPad enhancements We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - We are pleased to announce we have taken the motorway north and have decided to govern from The North! - Tap the No. 10 door to now have a look inside the building. - EVEN MORE scenarios and storylines. We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - New PMs for Britain to choose from! - No. 10 building has been power washed and inner rooms re-designed. - New scenarios and storylines. We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - PM Customisation Appearances are apparently still important and so we are allowing the public to pick their next PM, party colour and name. - Election Fixes On this side of the house we believe elections should be FAIR and FREE. Parliament will now be prorogued a few months before an election. Let the public enjoy the campaign period! We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - PM Customisation Appearances are apparently still important and so we are allowing the public to pick their next PM, party colour and name. - Election Fixes On this side of the house we believe elections should be FAIR and FREE. Parliament will now be prorogued a few months before an election. Let the public enjoy the campaign period! We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Medium & Hard mode There is talk that the PM has had it too easy as of late and has been challenged to deal with even more levels of absurdity. - More Scenarios The in-tray for the PM's agenda has been filled higher, with more ... reasonable requests. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Queen of the Humber There is speculation of a leadership challenge by a local mayor. We in the PM's office obviously deny such events... - More Scenarios The in-tray for the PM's agenda has been filled higher, with more ... reasonable requests. - PM History Charts You can now see your predecessors time in office more clearly and share their downfall. - Accessibility Improvements This government is committed to the needs of the public and so has made many accessibility improvements. That is all. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Queen of the Humber There is speculation of a leadership challenge by a local mayor. We in the PM's office obviously deny such events... - More Scenarios The in-tray for the PM's agenda has been filled higher, with more ... reasonable requests. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Reshuffles! The PM now has the right to reshuffle their cabinet, and it is in no way a reflection of their popularity. - Landscaping No. 10 has undergone some landscaping, that is all. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Reshuffles! The PM now has the right to reshuffle their cabinet, and it is in no way a reflection of their popularity. - Landscaping No. 10 has undergone some landscaping, that is all. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - We've spent a LOT of taxpayer money giving No. 10 a makeover. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - A new in-tray full of cris- I mean, legislative documents. - Improvements to the department of assets and pretty colours. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Accessibility improvement, including VoiceOver, Dark Interface, Reduced Motion and more. - Improvements to the department of assets and pretty colours. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Accessibility improvement, including VoiceOver, Dark Interface, Reduced Motion and more. - Improvements to the department of assets and pretty colours. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.