Sock Finder

What else do you have to lose?

Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true Sock Finding functionality. It is often said that the modern smartphone is orders of magnitude more powerful than the computer systems that flew the Apollo astronauts to the moon in the sixties. With Sock Finder, we’re finally beginning to leverage that power. With millions of transistors running in parallel, on a modern quad core system that pushes vast pools of DRAM to the limits, our sock finding algorithms have finally found expression. We’ve been refining these routines ever since Deep Blue beat Gary Kasparov in 1997, proving once and for all that emergent AI systems could match or better the complexity of the human mind. Sometimes socks go missing and 100 billion organic neurons just can’t cut it. This is where we step in. Take the plunge – see what next generation software can do. What do you have to lose? (Not your socks, you’ve already lost those) Purpose : Helping you find your socks. Limitations : Does not work on tights. Warning : Current heuristics follow a complex mutable deterministic pseudo-pattern that may obviate successful hoof furnishing location and retrieval under certain inexpressible circumstances.

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• Updated with support for iOS 26. • Updated frameworks. • Removed support for iOS 8 through 14. • Finally replaced the ancient analytics framework with Firebase. • Reduced app size. • Auto set encryption value. (Improved speed of updates)

The developer, Nicholas Dean, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Not Linked to You

    The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:

    • Usage Data
    • Diagnostics

Privacy practices may vary based, for example, on the features you use or your age. Learn More

The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More

Provider
  • Nicholas Dean
Size
  • 9.3 MB
Category
  • Utilities
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.6 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 15.6 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 15.6 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 15.6 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 12.5 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
4+
Copyright
  • © 2014 Nicholas Dean